You may have seen the barrage of TV
adverts destroying the credibility of today’s television. Many people
have been driven mad with the constant ramblings of this irritating
mutation of a strange amphibious creature as he attempts humour with
his strange ‘driving off’ sequence, trying to pretend he has the
intelligence to drive a motorbike. Many regard this as disregarding to
life and insulting to intelligence. Often referred to as: “Spacktard”, “ass
whore” or plain old “dick” the thing seems to have taken over the music
channels, often being shown two or three times each break. Repeatedly,
complaints have been made about the sheer moronic behaviour of the
mutant and others simply don’t like it.
Together
we must stop him!
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